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Post by Marc Bertone on Mar 25, 2010 18:26:38 GMT -5
I work for a prominent oil company. One of their deep sea ROV's was brought up to the surface (from 8500 ft) for maintenance, and this thing came up with it. Its almost 3 feet long. Nobody knows what it is. I think I'm gonna name it and make it the new IKON CUSTOMS mascot. We're starting a church and everyone is entitled to give 10% of their earnings to us.
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Mar 25, 2010 19:25:03 GMT -5
crab people, crab people, look like crabs talk like people. it looks like a mutant silverfish or something. This must be one of those Old Navy seersuckers, heard they were on sale!
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domina
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Post by domina on Mar 25, 2010 23:28:16 GMT -5
Ah yes, a bathynomus gigantus... rather large one... hence the gigantus part, mmm yes, indeed. :::scratches gotee and straightens elbow patches on blazer in professorly manner:::
I'm not sure if I should run from it or eat it with garlic butter sauce. Hmm high colesterol, better just run...
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Mar 26, 2010 18:51:59 GMT -5
Bathynomus gigantus, I dont like that name. I think im gunna call him CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
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Post by Marc Bertone on Mar 26, 2010 19:37:22 GMT -5
Its disgusting yet arousing at the same time.
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Mar 29, 2010 22:08:05 GMT -5
That's what she said.
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Brad
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Post by Brad on Apr 3, 2010 11:54:17 GMT -5
Homo Aquaticus! (Trying to be clever using a movie quote but I Googled it and everything except the movie came up---damn!) www.imdb.com/title/tt0097737/PS it is a bad movie but the thing in the photo is badass.
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Post by Marc Bertone on Apr 9, 2010 16:38:46 GMT -5
Homo Aquaticus! (Trying to be clever using a movie quote but I Googled it and everything except the movie came up---damn!) www.imdb.com/title/tt0097737/PS it is a bad movie but the thing in the photo is badass. It actually made Foxnews.
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Apr 10, 2010 3:28:39 GMT -5
Arghhhh! FOXNEWS?!? This "sea monster" has lost all credability. Now we know the TRUTH! It was placed there by Al Gore! did it make Foxnews or did Foxnews make IT?
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domina
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Post by domina on Apr 11, 2010 22:07:44 GMT -5
Damn you Faux News! :::shakes fist:::
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Apr 12, 2010 23:54:00 GMT -5
I found proof! I think I'm on to something real big here. …this may just be the tip of the iceberg. Attachments:
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Post by Marc Bertone on Apr 16, 2010 11:34:32 GMT -5
I found proof! I think I'm on to something real big here. …this may just be the tip of the iceberg. At first it looked delicious now it just looks like a giant roach. I'd still eat it though.
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Xul
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Fuck you AND yo momma
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Post by Xul on Apr 20, 2010 20:15:38 GMT -5
I actually think it looks quite sexy. Maybe some new fetish... hmm...
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domina
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Post by domina on Apr 22, 2010 22:00:31 GMT -5
I'd hit it...
You know, with a giant shoe or something.
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Apr 23, 2010 1:18:50 GMT -5
You could deep fry it and serve it upside down, kinda like an onion blossom. YUMMY!
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