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Post by Blasphemessiah on May 1, 2010 16:04:50 GMT -5
I'm gunna swim in the gulf and get covered in oil! Then lay on the beach until some nature bitches scrub me clean! No wait.. I hate the beach. Think i'll just pour oil on myself and lay in my driveway... hope it turns out better than last time.
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Xul
Alien cultist
Fuck you AND yo momma
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Post by Xul on May 14, 2010 17:19:02 GMT -5
the only part worrying me about what you said is the"i hate the beach."
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Post by evilurnn666 on Jun 14, 2010 19:46:24 GMT -5
Satanic cockroaches from the abyss! I wonder if you could ride on it's back, like a little horsy?? Awesome mascot!!
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Jun 15, 2010 7:36:55 GMT -5
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Post by Marc Bertone on Jun 15, 2010 17:17:12 GMT -5
Fangtooth eh? Sounds like a future ikon.
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Jun 16, 2010 8:34:32 GMT -5
;D Dear Ikon, I would like to order a fangtooth guitar. I plan on taking a trip to the gulf coast, so If there is some way to make the electronics oil and waterproof I will gladly pay the difference. Also if I could have it painted to look like Disney's "Nemo" that would be bad ass!! Thank you, Blasphemessiah ;D LOL!!Attachments:
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Post by Marc Bertone on Jun 16, 2010 17:57:59 GMT -5
Nice! I think Ed Roman creamed his pantaloons!
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Jun 16, 2010 19:41:00 GMT -5
LOL! Great, now when he does a "vanity search" on his name he'll come across this site and see my fish-tar. Next thing you know the market will be flooded with fake fish-tars.
Don't be fooled!! It's not a real Fangtooth if it doesn't have that genuine Fish-tar smell! My custom fish-tars are made with 70% real fish, 20% immitation fish, and 10% not fish... then we double dip it in panko, pan fry them, and serve it with your choice of fresh vegetables or pasta (hollow pasta shapes at an additional charge).
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Post by Marc Bertone on Jun 16, 2010 19:58:09 GMT -5
Sounds like seafood SPAM.
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Post by evilurnn666 on Jun 20, 2010 15:30:36 GMT -5
Seafood Spam sounds pretty damn nasty!!
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Jun 22, 2010 18:13:47 GMT -5
i guess since Spam means spiced ham, it would be called Spish.
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Post by evilurnn666 on Jun 22, 2010 18:51:54 GMT -5
Damn that sounds sicker than seafood spam !! Good name though !!
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Post by Marc Bertone on Jun 22, 2010 19:23:12 GMT -5
i guess since Spam means spiced ham, it would be called Spish. Wrong. Its (S)ynthetically (P)roduced (A)nimal (M)atter. Therefore it should be, SPFM? Doesn't work haha
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Post by evilurnn666 on Jun 23, 2010 0:42:24 GMT -5
Sick!!!!
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Post by Blasphemessiah on Jun 24, 2010 14:12:41 GMT -5
Systematically Processed Anal Meat.
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